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12 December 2010 @ 04:07 pm
I HATE SEWING.  
I hate sewing!  I hate sewing!

Stupid sewing machine doesn't work!

I can never miter corners cleanly!

Stupid fucking bobbin I hate you!

Ripping stitches goddamnit!

I hate sewing!
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14 lines of iambic pentameter: oh dearsonneta on December 12th, 2010 10:58 pm (UTC)
Ripping stitches is definitely grr argh-y. See also: Why I haven't tried to sew in like... 15+ years. :o
Shannon: xf yappikungfuwaynewho on December 13th, 2010 01:03 am (UTC)
When I was working on my first - and only - quilt, I ripped one seam five times. It took me a week. To do one seam.

I still haven't finished the thing. All I have to do is blind stitch the binding, but I got so frustrated with it I had to put it away.
Holly: Bill sadface :(hollywobbles on December 12th, 2010 11:11 pm (UTC)
May you be cheered by the Bill sadface.
Shannon: bsg chief anders helokungfuwaynewho on December 13th, 2010 01:04 am (UTC)
TY BB.
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Shannonkungfuwaynewho on December 13th, 2010 01:05 am (UTC)
I wish I could lay all the blame at the machine's feet, but I just don't have as much manual dexterity as I wish I did. I'm also really bad with not being able to adequately visualize how to do something and trying to do it anyway and getting so frustrated I just make it worse.

I was trying to sew by hand and that didn't really work either. :/
Kit: walter lightstictactardis on December 13th, 2010 12:21 am (UTC)
...This post is made much more entertaining when you imagine it as a song.

(Yes, that is where my brain is at right now. LOL.)

Anyway, aw. I'm sorry! XD
Shannon: ib laughingkungfuwaynewho on December 13th, 2010 01:07 am (UTC)
Hee! Thank you - I needed a laugh.

(Do you watch How I Met Your Mother? I find myself singing like Marshall all the time. I don't know if he's done any angry songs, though...)
Kittictactardis on December 13th, 2010 11:47 am (UTC)
No, I haven't seen much of How I Met Your Mother! Although I've seen a few episodes sporadically, so I know what you're talking about, lol. :D

But I totally do it too! Lol, sometimes my friends and I will have complete conversations in ~song. It's the best.