I was probably actually high.
Tonight my sister and I watched two episodes of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - "Frank's Pretty Woman" and "The Gang Goes to the Jersey Shore." We also watched the Season Seven blooper reel.
I laughed so hard I cried, and then my throat closed up, and then I had a coughing fit, and then I threw up a little.
I'm not even exaggerating, not even a little bit.