I'm like that about the Alamo Drafthouse theaters in Austin, Texas.
These are the BEST MOVIE THEATERS EVER. They are THE BEST. Every other movie theater pales in comparison. Full menu of really fantastic food, alcohol, very cool special presentations (a sample: Shaun of the Dead with blow-up bats to smack your neighbors during the zombie fighting scenes; Buffy the Vampire Slayer musical sing-a-long; Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles with all-you-can-eat pizza; all three Lord of the Rings movies lasting all day, served with a "hobbit feast" that is, like, eight separate meals). Best of all, though, they have a very strict no talking/texting/being annoying policy. Before every single movie, there's a short reminder that tells you that if you talk or text or annoy your neighbors during the film, they will, and I quote, take your ass out. They're very creative with this message. There was one featuring Ann Richards, former governor of Texas, for instance. Here's a bunch of others.
This is the best one ever, though. How could you not have the best time ever watching movies at a theater like this?
